Hello team! Just a quick disclaimer: Please remember that in this post, I talk about my experiences and mine alone. I understand that not everyone will have the same experience as me. Some people may experience more pain and discomfort than me. Some people may not feel any at all. Some people (probably) enjoy it.… Continue reading Smear, Far, Wherever You Are.
Part One Over Here! Soon after getting home, we discovered that my parents weren’t best pleased when that surprise turned out to be a puppy. “What the bloody hell have you got a dog for?!” Said my dad “What are you going to do with him while you’re at work?” Said my mum Both… Continue reading Along Came Otto Part Two – Where It All Went Wrong.
Oh dear, it’s been a very long time since I posted, hasn’t it? So my last post was when? February? That’s literally eleven months ago (nearly twelve!!! Ridiculous!!!) I mean, I knew my blog had been somewhat neglected as of late, but I hadn’t realised that my last post was pretty much A WHOLE YEAR… Continue reading This Is Not A New Beginning
Well, 2017 has been a weird old year, hasn’t it? I mean, it started out with good intentions - despite a questionable entry to New Year’s Day that involved about eighteen beers, a few very strong passion fruit martinis, waking up in a room I’d never seen before, vomiting continuously into an orange B&Q bucket,… Continue reading 2017 – What The Hell Was That?
The other day, This Morning ran a feature about "furjazzling", which is a made up term for something that is already a thing. It refers to "creative grooming," which involves sculpting and colouring the coat of certain breeds (usually poodles or poodle crosses) into weird and wonderful shapes that are a long way away from… Continue reading Creative Grooming – Cool or Cruel?
Up until 5th April 2017, I was a distinctly average 23 year old. Average height, average weight, slightly below average shoe size and generally nothing to write home about. I was two months into the Salon Manager promotion that I’d been pursuing for the past two years, was working full time as a dog groomer… Continue reading The Trials and Tribulations of Being Diagnosed With an Incurable Illness
It hasn't escaped my notice that the title of this blog post teamed up with the title of my last blog post is somewhat ironic. So the long and the short of it all is that my cynicism towards Valentine’s Day as a concept has proven to be well rooted, as my would-be relationship to… Continue reading Six Ways Of Dealing With A Break Up In The Most Dignified And Noble Way Possible.